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fankee for the postcard! :D
fankee by jisatsusha October 29, 2003
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fanookery 

To engace in homosexual-like behavior.
Michael and Mark were holding each other so tight, the fanookery was hard to miss.
fanookery by Tiff and Laura January 11, 2009

wucking fanker 

a non rude version of fucking wanker that you can say to your mum and she wont get mad at you
mum you wucking fanker let me go out
wucking fanker by Bullet March 22, 2004
A fan who is so devoted and in awe of a celebrity, that even if that celebrity starts on the downhill slope of anorexia or bulimia, the fan will follow them. They will adopt bad eating habits and/or drug addictions just to be as skinny as that celebrity which they idolise so.
Anyone who's a Nicole Richie or Tara Reid fan is sure to become fanorexic soon!
fanorexic by QJ87 April 26, 2008
Me: Have you wanked today?
You: No not yet, sorry.
Me: DO IT.
You: Uh uh uh uh uh ....Splurt.
Me: You are suck a wank faker.
You: Yea, I am a fanker.
fanker by Evilness666 December 28, 2005
Very, very wankered - fucking wankered.
Went out to a party in London last night, woke up in a fountain in Glasgow - I was fankered!
fankered by k-noxy April 4, 2009
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026
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