Fanoke 

Someone that is a real peice of work, acts like a douche, makes one wonder why this person was ever born

"this shanebear is a real fanoke"

Fanoke by Mandalay Bei bei January 26, 2010

fankee 

thank you

fankee for the postcard! :D

fankee by jisatsusha October 29, 2003

fanookery 

To engace in homosexual-like behavior.

Michael and Mark were holding each other so tight, the fanookery was hard to miss.

fanookery by Tiff and Laura January 11, 2009

wucking fanker 

a non rude version of fucking wanker that you can say to your mum and she wont get mad at you

mum you wucking fanker let me go out

wucking fanker by Bullet March 22, 2004

fanorexic

A fan who is so devoted and in awe of a celebrity, that even if that celebrity starts on the downhill slope of anorexia or bulimia, the fan will follow them. They will adopt bad eating habits and/or drug addictions just to be as skinny as that celebrity which they idolise so.

Anyone who's a Nicole Richie or Tara Reid fan is sure to become fanorexic soon!

fanorexic by QJ87 April 26, 2008

fanker 

A person that fakes a wank.

Me: Have you wanked today?
You: No not yet, sorry.
Me: DO IT.
You: Uh uh uh uh uh ....Splurt.
Me: You are suck a wank faker.
You: Yea, I am a fanker.

fanker by Evilness666 December 28, 2005

fankered

Very, very wankered - fucking wankered.

Went out to a party in London last night, woke up in a fountain in Glasgow - I was fankered!

fankered by k-noxy April 4, 2009