Fangurs 

How rednecks say "fingers"

Redneck 1: "Hey Cooter, watch your dad gum FANGURS!"

Redneck 2: "Don't tell me what to do gosh hecking darn it!"

Fangurs by BANJOBRAZILIAN November 21, 2019

fanguish 

A portmanteau of 'fanny' and 'anguish'. A general term for any discomfort that occurs while pinching a loaf. This includes, but is not limited to, diarrhea, constipation thai hole, coffee shits, beer shits.

All Sanjeep got for placing 4th in the All India Curry Eating Invitational was a nasty bout of fanguish the next morning.

fanguish by WordSmith L July 10, 2009

Fangush 

To fangush is to talk enthusiastically and excitedly about something.
The word is basically the unisex/genderless version of fanboy/fangirl.

I want to fangush about this movie.
We fangushed for hours about how beautiful this story is.

Fangush by DeaNabil March 13, 2019

fangurl 

Somebody who is hopelessly obsessed with something and likes all things associated with it. Said person will always defend the object of her obsession from perceived verbal attacks even when they point out logical flaws with said object.

- female version of fanboi

Person "I never could get into the PvP of EVE-Online. It seems to be too push button and no skill."
Fangurl "You never saw any skill in it because your lack the intelligence to understand it."

fangurl by Random Insane January 13, 2009

fangus 

Fangus is a pungent, clumpy substance that looks and smells quite disgusting to the average westerner. Certain cultures consider it edible, but none find it appetizing. It is only eaten by outcasts or by those who have little else to eat. However, a few affluent people still eat it despite its nausea-inducing flavor, to the dismay of more civilized citizens.

Vincent: "Thomas, what is that you're eating?"
Thomas: "It's just a little fangus."
Vincent: "Gross! Thomas eats fangus!"
Mergatroy: "Thomas eats fangus?"
Vincent: "Thomas eats fangus!"

fangus by A.P. Money January 12, 2009

fangus 

A bizarre Indian delicacy quite unpopular in the United States.

It is served chilled and can contain curry, potatoes, and/or primate nervous tissue.

Dude: "What is that?"

Pratyush: "It's delicious and nutritious fangus."

Dude: "That doesn't look very appetizing."

fangus by CornwallisCotton December 17, 2008

smell my fangers 

This is a less offensive way of saying "smell my fingers". It's still offensive and if you are able to get someone to do it then that person is a fool. They may have been touching their butt crack doing a stink check.

Guy 1: Hey man smell my fangers. Guy 2: Man that's nasty.

smell my fangers by jimmybomm December 14, 2020