family time 

When a group of young people who consider themselves family come together in a motor vehicle to recollect their glorious day together. The radio and all other distractions must be turned off and stowed away during family time.

Turn off that 'Gucci Mane.' It's family time, you fucking son of a bitch. Good Lord! If you make the fucking cat noise again, family time will be ruined for everyone.

family time by The Original Family August 28, 2009

Family Time 

Time better spent without your family.

Shit nigga, I gots ta go spend muffuckin family time.

Family Time by CaptainCanti January 7, 2013

Family Time 

A time during which one hangs out with their family.

My mom said it was going to be family time, and she was right. It was terrible.

Family Time by kidneyscones July 22, 2021

Family Time 

Another word for a Ménage à trois, but unlike Sussudio, Family Time is a threesome between two men and a woman.

Call nutsack and get her to set up some family time!

Family Time by SeanHiryu September 12, 2009

Mississippi Family Time 

Fucking your sister doggy style and while your mom is fingering you asshole.

Man, you're so redneck I bet you consider Mississippi Family Time a good way to spend a Saturday.

Mississippi Family Time by world champ crapper May 27, 2010

Chitwood family fun time 

Absolute hell.

*Mom* Are y’all ready for chitwood family fun time!?

*Everyone* Why are you doing this to us!!!!!

Chitwood family fun time by WhatGoodYall March 28, 2019

family fun time 

When your family only consists of two consenting adults, preferably married or in a long term relationship, and it's time to bone down. Often useful as a suggestion when in front of others, but without saying "let's go have sex now."

Before we go have dinner with those people, we need some family fun time.

Oh, I'm sorry, we won't be able to make it to church this Sunday. We have family fun time scheduled all morning.

family fun time by ChimmieChanga January 21, 2015