Fakhmie

Is a ultra rare, one of a kind handsome species that likely live in small Borneo country called Poni. Legend says, that Fakhmie have a humongous dick, Super Gurren Lagann final form kind of scaling. One glances from female... Or even male make them instantly pregnant because of how supremely hot chad he is.

He is also known to be very intelligent and cunning but often choose to look stupid because he want to make other feel smart as he think the human species is such a pathetic race that he rather let them think to be smart because human is such a dumb species.

Other than his big D and otherworldly intelligence, he is lazy as fuck and weird as hell.

If you have a Fakhmie in your life, consider yourself lucky, because he is OP and will likely save your ass when the world is ending or some shit.

Lastly what differentiated him from the other fake Fakhmie such as Fahmi, Fahmy or Fahmie lies in the powerful alphabet of the singular "K" which gave him the power to let anyone utter his word to let them fuck them without being rude or crude. Consequently, if he reject their bold advance by saying his name, he could just say fuck you and gain his elegant yet formal dissaproval.

So don't Fakhmie, Fuck you.

Beta 1: Ah shit is that Fakhmie, he got such a big D.

Beta 2: That is so true, in comparison to us, Our D is so micro.

Beta 1: I know lets name our son after him! So we our son will be such a fine specimen such as him!

Beta 2: Yeah lets do it!

Fakhmie: I wouldn't let you! Look into my eyes! GET PREGNANT BITCH!!!

Beta 1 and Beta 2: Arrrrrrgh... His D is over 9000!!!

Fakhmie by Horninomous December 5, 2021

fahmie

Fahmie is a guy that you don't want to messing around. He is very strong and kind person but he can easily get mad. He also a sharing person and selfless to everyone. His handsomeness and manliness makes girls very easy to fall in loves with him. And if you the lucky girl he choose, he will love you like you never been loved before and always try to express his love into your heart.

Person 1 : that guy sitting over there is fahmie, he is very sweet guy.

Person 2 : yeah, i agree that.

fahmie by Mr. goodman December 27, 2017

Fakhrieh 

Fakhrieh is a term usually used to describe a poor, young female who has a creepy cousin, or relative, stalking her by text messaging, calling, e-mailing, or written letters.

I feel so bad for that Fakhrieh.

Oh my! That Fakhrieh has a creepy guy on her tail!

That Poor Fakhrieh, she never will get that man away.

Fakhrieh has a cousin stalking her? That's gross.

Fakhrieh by brownie101 December 28, 2010

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012