2 definitions by Horninomous
When you mistype "Tired" to "Tited" and don't even bother to correct it back, then you know you are so freaking tited brah.
by Horninomous August 11, 2022
Is a ultra rare, one of a kind handsome species that likely live in small Borneo country called Poni. Legend says, that Fakhmie have a humongous dick, Super Gurren Lagann final form kind of scaling. One glances from female... Or even male make them instantly pregnant because of how supremely hot chad he is.
He is also known to be very intelligent and cunning but often choose to look stupid because he want to make other feel smart as he think the human species is such a pathetic race that he rather let them think to be smart because human is such a dumb species.
Other than his big D and otherworldly intelligence, he is lazy as fuck and weird as hell.
If you have a Fakhmie in your life, consider yourself lucky, because he is OP and will likely save your ass when the world is ending or some shit.
Lastly what differentiated him from the other fake Fakhmie such as Fahmi, Fahmy or Fahmie lies in the powerful alphabet of the singular "K" which gave him the power to let anyone utter his word to let them fuck them without being rude or crude. Consequently, if he reject their bold advance by saying his name, he could just say fuck you and gain his elegant yet formal dissaproval.
So don't Fakhmie, Fuck you.
He is also known to be very intelligent and cunning but often choose to look stupid because he want to make other feel smart as he think the human species is such a pathetic race that he rather let them think to be smart because human is such a dumb species.
Other than his big D and otherworldly intelligence, he is lazy as fuck and weird as hell.
If you have a Fakhmie in your life, consider yourself lucky, because he is OP and will likely save your ass when the world is ending or some shit.
Lastly what differentiated him from the other fake Fakhmie such as Fahmi, Fahmy or Fahmie lies in the powerful alphabet of the singular "K" which gave him the power to let anyone utter his word to let them fuck them without being rude or crude. Consequently, if he reject their bold advance by saying his name, he could just say fuck you and gain his elegant yet formal dissaproval.
So don't Fakhmie, Fuck you.
Beta 1: Ah shit is that Fakhmie, he got such a big D.
Beta 2: That is so true, in comparison to us, Our D is so micro.
Beta 1: I know lets name our son after him! So we our son will be such a fine specimen such as him!
Beta 2: Yeah lets do it!
Fakhmie: I wouldn't let you! Look into my eyes! GET PREGNANT BITCH!!!
Beta 1 and Beta 2: Arrrrrrgh... His D is over 9000!!!
Beta 2: That is so true, in comparison to us, Our D is so micro.
Beta 1: I know lets name our son after him! So we our son will be such a fine specimen such as him!
Beta 2: Yeah lets do it!
Fakhmie: I wouldn't let you! Look into my eyes! GET PREGNANT BITCH!!!
Beta 1 and Beta 2: Arrrrrrgh... His D is over 9000!!!
by Horninomous December 5, 2021