Fakexodus 

When a bunch of Twitter users state they are leaving Twitter to go to an alternative platform (such as Mastodon, Post, Bluesky, etc) due to outrage over Twitter policies or some other reason but end up coming back because the other platforms can't deliver what Twitter delivers.

Did you see all the people back on Twitter after going to Mastodon? Talk about a fakexodus.
What's up with the fakexodus to Bluesky? You know they are all gonna come back to Twitter.

Fakexodus by bitsmoke April 27, 2023

Tumblr Fakemous 

Tumblr Fakemous people are those who promise to make other Tumblr users "famous" through some sort of deceptive promotion. This promotion serves only to make THEM famous, not the other users. The fame they achieve has nothing to do with their blog quality, who they are, their appearance, or anything else. They achieve massive Follower numbers only by promising to make other Tumblr members famous, getting them to Reblog fake Promos and using viral schemes to rack up massive followers.
It is EASY to tell who is Tumblr Fakemous. Anyone who posts a Promo that says "REBLOG" or "Click Yes" or "No Likes - reblogs only". If it says these things, it is a FAKE SCAM run by a Tumblr Fakemous person.

Here are two Tumblr Fakemous examples I have seen recently (there are many every day):

naturallybrunete: "Wanna Be Famous? Reblog This, click the image and click YES!"

(does nothing whatsoever except give the fakemous person another Follower... and you reblogged it so they can get a thousand MORE followers... you damn sucker hahaha)

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int0xication: "Want Me (tumblr famous person) To Follow You and make you famous? Click Here and Click Yes!"

(okay so he just got another Follower, oh and just because you WANT him to Follow you and make you famous, doesn't mean he'll do it - joke's on you sucker! hahaha)

Tumblr Fakemous by fakes_are_failures August 9, 2012

Flexodus 

A phenomenon that occurs when a group of ripped bro's decide that the current establishment is a lame one.
The fashion in which this happens is usually one wherein one of the bro's decides that all of the combined gains are going to waste in a place where there's no actual reward to that of being shredded to the core.
In recorded history most of the 'flexodi' have been executed by lifting up the upper arm parallel to the ground and curling the bicep whilst keeping a 90 degree angle in the wrist which hands point towards the exit of said area.

"Well Josh, these dying kiddos are indeed even more shit than that frog rain we had earlier this week."
Moses than casually flexed his bicep and pointed towards a random direction where he thought "all of them gainz" would have a better purpose. And so occurred the first recorded flexodus

Flexodus by beerman992 September 7, 2017

Fakepods 

FakePods are AirPods that are fake.

Oh I see you got some FakePods

Fakepods by Lil_Sunflower March 12, 2020

FEXODUS

That one kid, ya know what I mean?

Mmmmm, FEXODUS

FEXODUS by FEXODUS December 3, 2020

FEXODUS

Big jamarius jiggling jigaboos

I defecated on my distant uncles nissan altima during his baptism session ROFL xddddxddxdddd (fexodus jaharian ball tickle)

FEXODUS by FEXODUS July 13, 2022