Fakepod 

A music player that plays MP3, WMA and similar-type music files and looks suspiciously like an IPod. It may or not have better functionality, but either, unlike any make of IPod, it isn't horrendously costly.

Guy 1: Applefag.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 3: You have an IPod there, Applefag.
Guy 4: It's not an IPod, it's an, er...Fakepod.
Guy 5: ...Fakepod?
Guy 6: You know, an music player that looks like an IPod but isn't stupidly expensive.
Guy 7: I see... You've opened my eyes at last!

Fakepod by KrikenKing January 16, 2010

fakeposter 

a poster on a website that never tells the truth... they can only ever post lies... the posts they make are called "fakeposts"...

i was getting pretty gotdamn hotheaded at that fakeposter spreading all his lies...

fakeposter by super cool BA dude June 18, 2016

fakepost

A post in a forum that is meant to look serious, but is actually satirical or ironic. Many people often cannot discern fakeposts from 'real' posts and thus they miss the joke. For the lack of a better analogy, pretty much everything Stephen Colbert says on the Colbert Report is the IRL equivalent of a fakepost.

I want to make fun of this guy, but he might just be fakeposting.

fakepost by uncle jenkins August 11, 2007

Facepod 

One who is addicted to both the social networking system, Facebook, and the miniature mp3 player, the ipod. Facepods tend to be mindless zombies who are tuned out to just about everything around them.

Dad: "Billy, go clean your room!!"

Billy: "WHAT?!?!?"

Dad: "ARE YOU ON FACEBOOK?!?"

Billy: "WHAT?!?!?!?"

Dad: "Oh, stop being such a FACEPOD!!!"

Facepod by Maraqua666 July 2, 2009

Fakepods 

FakePods are AirPods that are fake.

Oh I see you got some FakePods

Fakepods by Lil_Sunflower March 12, 2020

Fakexodus 

When a bunch of Twitter users state they are leaving Twitter to go to an alternative platform (such as Mastodon, Post, Bluesky, etc) due to outrage over Twitter policies or some other reason but end up coming back because the other platforms can't deliver what Twitter delivers.

Did you see all the people back on Twitter after going to Mastodon? Talk about a fakexodus.
What's up with the fakexodus to Bluesky? You know they are all gonna come back to Twitter.

Fakexodus by bitsmoke April 27, 2023

Fakepoor 

The feeling of being poor without actually understanding your earning potential.

Tyler was fakepoor when his friends new he worked for Southwest.

Fakepoor by HarrySack69 September 18, 2023