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Fake High 

When someone who is afraid to inhale smoke acts like there high, when they dont inhale.
Jake - Fuck mayne im so high.
Jamal - Shut the fuck up mayne, you didnt even inhale.

Mike - I know Jamal. Jake, you can stop with your Fake High, you just look like your Chinese not high.
Fake High by Gunshotz February 18, 2010
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fake high 

the resulting effect of smoking Spice, K2, or other synthetic cannabis product

the feeling you get from smoking FAKE weed
Hey man, I got some K2. You wanna get fake high?
fake high by Sohigherthanyou October 4, 2010

Fake High 

The high where you know you're high because you're seeing galaxies but it doesn't look like that at all.
"Dude you look fake high as balls!"
Fake High by Scoregasm46901 September 29, 2018
1. One who pretends to be. Specifically to confess things, but mainly to try to be funny.

2. One who pretends they are high, to get attention from cooler people.
1. "Leland is so fake-high right; he isn't even a good actor."

2. "Isn't it pathetic that Leland is being fake-high to get the girls' attention?"
Fake-High by TheBryManFoScho March 22, 2009

fakehigh 

(noun)
someone who pretends to be high to confess stuff
Yeah right he's just being a fakehigh right now.
fakehigh by YesYes88 March 21, 2009
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