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Fake High 

When someone who is afraid to inhale smoke acts like there high, when they dont inhale.
Jake - Fuck mayne im so high.
Jamal - Shut the fuck up mayne, you didnt even inhale.

Mike - I know Jamal. Jake, you can stop with your Fake High, you just look like your Chinese not high.
Fake High by Gunshotz February 18, 2010

fake high 

the resulting effect of smoking Spice, K2, or other synthetic cannabis product

the feeling you get from smoking FAKE weed
Hey man, I got some K2. You wanna get fake high?
fake high by Sohigherthanyou October 4, 2010

Fake High 

The high where you know you're high because you're seeing galaxies but it doesn't look like that at all.
"Dude you look fake high as balls!"
Fake High by Scoregasm46901 September 29, 2018

fakehigh 

(noun)
someone who pretends to be high to confess stuff
Yeah right he's just being a fakehigh right now.
fakehigh by YesYes88 March 21, 2009

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026