Ensiferum

A really awesome Finnish band.
People argue too much about what genre it is.
It doesn't matter if its Pagan, viking, folk or black metal.
Ensiferum is just an awesome band and you should appreciate that. No... You MUST appreciate it. When Jari Maenpaa left Ensiferum, he was replaced by Petri Lindroos, and he's doing pretty good.

WARNING:
Music by Ensiferum can be fatal to emos, scenes and preppy mainstream girls.
Listen at own risk.

Ensiferum is so awesome it can kill hippies in a range of 2 miles from the speaker at 50 decibels

by Georgioz January 21, 2011

Moshing

Moshing is a form of dance that consists of two things:
1. Slight retardedness.
2. Red Bull.

That weird guy drank Red Bull and now hes moshing. Swinging around his arms and legs and hitting other people.

by Georgioz March 27, 2010

Goldfish

The most useless animal that has completely no purpose.
God was high when he made it.

Goldfishes dont do SHIT!

by Georgioz December 12, 2009

Failbox 360

The xbox 360 fails so hard:
RROD
Failing software
Failing service
Failing controller
100% of fail... Call it the failbox, it suits the piece of shit

I got a Failbox 360 and it got RROD

by Georgioz December 16, 2009

Jiu Jitsu

(Japanese) Jiu Jitsu is most defenetly the best martial art there is. The objecitive is to weaken your opponent by kicking and punching. After that you throw him/her on the ground and choke or hold your opponent to make him/her give up.

Unlike karate you dont have to bow to every fucking thing in the room.

Jiu Jitsu is the best martial art ever.

by Georgioz January 16, 2010