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national punch a sagittarius day 

Wednesday, January 20th is national punch a Sagittarius day. In which, all are given the right to one punch upon the most annoying Sagittarius in sight. If said Sagittarius is below 5’4’’ tall
Danielle: Do you want to go on a road trip?
Amy: I can’t, it’s Monday, January 20th and I haven’t punched a Sagittarius yet. If I were you I’d run.
Danielle: oh no! I forgot it was National Punch a Sagittarius day!

fagittarius 

A homo who actually cares that their sign has been switched since the planets re-aligned, or some gay shit like that.
Cindy: "Ugh, it's so annoying that they say my sign has changed, I don't care though, I will always think of myself as a-"

Brian: "Let me guess, a fagittarius"
fagittarius by chilldude222 January 21, 2011

Fagittarius 

Astrologer: You Sir have your planets perfectly aligned in the constellation of Fagittarius, I see you meeting a Rump Ranger within 6 months. I also see that you will be served plenty of Dick Bologna soon.

Fagittarius 

You where born in December? Oh, you’re a fagittarius.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022