Wednesday, January 20th is national punch a Sagittarius day. In which, all are given the right to one punch upon the most annoying Sagittarius in sight. If said Sagittarius is below 5’4’’ tall
Danielle: Do you want to go on a road trip?
Amy: I can’t, it’s Monday, January 20th and I haven’t punched a Sagittarius yet. If I were you I’d run.
Danielle: oh no! I forgot it was National Punch a Sagittarius day!
Astrologer: You Sir have your planets perfectly aligned in the constellation of Fagittarius, I see you meeting a Rump Ranger within 6 months. I also see that you will be served plenty of Dick Bologna soon.
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.