As faggotry is an evolutionary dead end Fagging Up Kids, F.U.K., is their chosen recourse.
Almost as evil as Fagging Up Kids is sexualizing children by social policy especially heinous before puberty onset: encouraging children to be sexually active with other children is child abuse akin to pederasty
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).