noun. (Fag-uh-pull-oo-zah); any event so remarkably gay, that it instantly causes eye witnesses to recoil first in confusion, then in shock. The shock can at sometimes become so severe that victims have been known to simply curl into tight fetal balls, repeating the same question continuously until their eventual death by dehydration or massive stroke; why?
Bill: Yesterday i saw 7 men organized in a circle, one of continuous butt sex. in the middle of the circle was a life size cutout of Zack Effron, apparently placed to fuel there homosexual activities. I was unsure of how to process what i perceived, and instantly went into a state of petrification, not unlike that caused by the stare of medusa.
Josh; Dude, thats really gay. Sounds like a serious fagapalooza to me.
Used to describe a natural phenomenon that occurs when different chemical compounds found in paper currency speed up the process of developing a functional root system when laying sod.
Thank god the Faganarch kicked in or this sod would not be fully grown till next year.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.