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Faecal Fuck 

Having your significant other snap off a shit into a condom, freezing it, then using it as a dildo.
"Where did Shannan dissapear to?"
" Down the servo with Ricky to buy condoms for a faecal fuck, That bitch loves the shit out of him aye"
"literally"
Faecal Fuck by ShannanD July 25, 2023
Words you can keep

Fecal Face Fuck

When you shit in a girls mouth then you fuck the shit down her throat with your cock.
Bob-"Hey Cindy want me to Fecal Face Fuck you my din from lastnight"
Cindy-"No Thanks"
Bob-"To bad gag gag gag gag"
Fecal Face Fuck by Elohdaeh April 21, 2009

FECAL FETUS FACE FUCK 

While a woman is excreting a new born through her vaginal wall a man will thrust his genitalia into the soft skull of the new born just as it crowns. The man will continue his thrusting until he reaches his highest of ecstasy. he will then release his proto children into the chasm of what is left of the child’s cranium, all while every party member involved are releasing their rectal waste (including the camera-man). In order to perform properly the infant must not be allowed to fully leave the vajayjay until the very end.

Commonly abbreviated as (the 4F's)
I hear that malisa is in her 2nd trimester i think i might ask if i can do the 4f's to her

shit dude i saw a girl doing a FECAL FETUS FACE FUCK on the internet yesterday it was soooooooooo smexy

hey whatever you do don't get an abortion there’s allot of guys that will pay allot of money to do the 4F's

fecal fucker 

one who gets off and enjoys potting the brown after an anema, prior to emptying of the vowels, while the rectum is still full of shit.
The pillow biting fecal fucker pounded his partners sumptous ass!!!
fecal fucker by Paul Valdez September 23, 2006

Fecal Fucking 

PayMoneyWubby coined the phrase. Another term for anal intercourse.
Use it well.
That girl threw it back and we had some great fecal fucking.
Fecal Fucking by SheMcNasty June 23, 2021
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