Faecal Fuck

Having your significant other snap off a shit into a condom, freezing it, then using it as a dildo.
"Where did Shannan dissapear to?"
" Down the servo with Ricky to buy condoms for a faecal fuck, That bitch loves the shit out of him aye"
"literally"
by ShannanD July 25, 2023
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Smokin Blumpkin

Getting a blowjob while sitting on the toilet taking a shit, smoking a crack pipe.
" Did anyone see where the pipe went?"

" Oh Josh took it in the bathroom. Shannan's giving him a Smokin Blumpkin"
by ShannanD April 19, 2023
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Clot Blocked

Similar to being cock blocked. But instead of another person interfering with the prospect of coitus,
It is the realisation that the woman has her rags, With blood clots so heavy, even dolmio cant bear to wear that grin.
" Hey Shannan, Did you end up rooting that hot cunt Beezy the other night?

" No, I wish! I really wanted to, but i got clot blocked"

PERSON 1 " Do you reckon Chris rooted that hoT old bird Shannan"
PERSON 2 " Nah ,poor cunt got clot blocked'
PERSON 1 " I didn't think hed let a bit of blood stop him
PERSON 2 " It didnt , He still tried, what a keeper"
by ShannanD January 11, 2025
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