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facebort 

to delete or deactivate your facebook account
I was being tagged in too many inappropriate photos and had to facebort.
facebort by Reebs77 July 20, 2009

facefart 

when a man/woman farts into the face of a man/woman for sexual or humiliation reasons.
i think i will facefart him in the bathroom.


i facefarted her in bed last night.
facefart by randomcanadianeh October 17, 2009

facebrother 

The all knowing. It watches your every move, your every wall post, your every bumper sticker request. The ads match your exact interests and seem to guess what you are thinking...Facebrother is watching......
Billy: Whoa, I was just talking about the Used concert next week with Fred and now there's an ad for the used.

Sarah: Facebrother is watching you.
facebrother by indieallie September 6, 2009

facefartbook 

a social network web site consisting of a community of well-written, well-crafted gripes or "farts". a place to share observations or complaints of things that bother you.
If I have one more article shoved down my throat about the possible reasons Jennifer Aniston can't find love I'm going to unleash my thoughts on facefartbook

Facemoth 

(n) People who immediately add comments or "likes" to a person's latest Facebook post, not unlike moths to a light in the night. Usually in response to something very interesting.
"Man, everybody was busy on Facebook today. I had like, 10 Facemoths to my latest on the basketball game".
Facemoth by RBraleigh December 29, 2009

Facebirth 

When one discovers their friend, who they didn't know was pregnant, just had a baby and posted it on Facebook.
Emily just had a Facebirth. I didn't even know she was pregnant.