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When one hooks up for a blind date with someone on Facebook and it turns out so awkward or mismatched with the other person face to face that the next day they've gone so far as to remove the other person from their friends list & completely blocks them from viewing their profile

just woke up...I know last night was kinda awkward ... blind dates are funny like that ... we are totally chill ... we can hang I'd you like ... but as far as a physical relationship I'm sorry Chica but you aren't my type Facebooty Fail ... please take no hard feelings I still think you rock. Anyways we'll catch up later

Facebooty Fail by Twinker the Scout June 5, 2010

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Facebook fail

1. Acting like a complete douchebag in a way only possible on Facebook. This might involve relatively innocuous things like Facebook stalking or being a Facebook whore, or it might be a little more obnoxious, like telling Friend A that you can't go out on Saturday night and then posting tons of pictures from Friend B's party the next morning.

2. The innate quality of Facebook that inspires this sort of behavior.

"Why does his ex-girlfriend keep writing cute little posts on his wall? Do you think they've still got something going on?"

"Honey, don't worry about it. It's just Facebook fail."

Facebook fail by pocketseizure July 15, 2009

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Facebook Fail

When someone posts something on facebook that is meant to get alot of likes, (ie. LMS or tbh ) and nobody likes it.

This almost never happens to popular people.

Guy 1: "Have you seen jennifer's stat? She posted a LMS 4 hours ago and NOBODY liked it haha"
Guy 2: "Bahahaha facebook fail!!"

Facebook Fail by Dmjjmd2 August 7, 2011

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Facebook fail

Posting something on a social network that you wouldn't want some people to see but are able to see.

"Dude my parents saw that photo of me drinkin on facebook" "Oooh... facebook fail!", "Senior skip day on Monday" *sent to everyone so underclassmen can see* Facebook fail!

Facebook fail by Dudders Mcnugget April 26, 2009

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Failed Facebook Fast

One is said to have pulled a Failed Facebook Fast, or a tripple F, when the action of refraining from logging on to facebook (facebook fasting) has failed.

Susan was going to be facebook fasting for a week but she pulled a tripple F after a couple of days.

John said he was never going back on facebook, but he was back 1 hour later. Major failed facebook fast.

Failed Facebook Fast by SAphoto November 25, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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