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Facebook Dating 

It's a form of online dating that is not orchestrated through an online dating service but is organically created through a facebook friending of a total stranger. Once the friendship is established the "dating" may soon begin with actions that include cruising the Likes Lane, liking pics and wall posts and sending fb messages slightly romantic in nature.
Karen: So, how's it going with that guy you've been facebook dating?

Jane: Great, we've moved to phase two and exchanged phone numbers but we still only text. I'm afraid once I hear his voice the distance will seem even more unbearable...sigh.

Facebook Carbon Dating 

When a woman hides her year of birth on facebook in an attempt to conceal true age, and one must use life events such as graduation photos to gain an approximate age. Similar to the archeological use of Radiocarbon Dating to estimate the age of an artifact by the half-life decay of it's surroundings.
She told me she was 24 but after Facebook carbon dating her photos it turned out she graduated high school last year.
Facebook Carbon Dating by GQDK December 4, 2014

Facebookbating 

Masterbating to a friend's picture on facebook.
I did not just walk in on you facebookbating.
Facebookbating by Epicforehead November 28, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004