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Facebook dating

A new online dating platform created by Facebook to control even more aspects of your life. Only use this service if you like fat chicks and single moms!
Guy 1: Hey man! You gotta check this Facebook dating thing out!
Guy 2: Wait they did what now?
by Workin mans April 22, 2020
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Facebook Dating

It's a form of online dating that is not orchestrated through an online dating service but is organically created through a facebook friending of a total stranger. Once the friendship is established the "dating" may soon begin with actions that include cruising the Likes Lane, liking pics and wall posts and sending fb messages slightly romantic in nature.
Karen: So, how's it going with that guy you've been facebook dating?

Jane: Great, we've moved to phase two and exchanged phone numbers but we still only text. I'm afraid once I hear his voice the distance will seem even more unbearable...sigh.
by lovely_dragon March 5, 2011
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Facebook Carbon Dating

When a woman hides her year of birth on facebook in an attempt to conceal true age, and one must use life events such as graduation photos to gain an approximate age. Similar to the archeological use of Radiocarbon Dating to estimate the age of an artifact by the half-life decay of it's surroundings.
She told me she was 24 but after Facebook carbon dating her photos it turned out she graduated high school last year.
by GQDK December 4, 2014
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Facebookbating

Masterbating to a friend's picture on facebook.
I did not just walk in on you facebookbating.
by Epicforehead November 28, 2010
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