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Facebook Yes Man 

To RSVP “Attending” to any event you are invited to on Facebook, without considering the event, the time, the duration, or who is attending. You may not attend the event, but you increase the guest list by attending.
“Oh hey man, I noticed you’re coming to my Halloween party? What’s your costume?”
“Oh dude I forgot to tell you, I’m a Facebook Yes Man, Facebook says I’m attending four Halloween parties that night.”
“What?”
Facebook Yes Man by JP_002 August 11, 2009

Facebookness

When you use facebook soo much it is no longer refered to as facebook, but as facebookness.
She is soooo jealous of our facebookness!
Facebookness by j bobe October 7, 2009

Facebookies 

A term of affection used in salutation or reference to other members or "friends" of members of Facebook, the popular online social networking website.
"Good Morning Facebookies!"

"Whats up my Facebookies?"

"I think LD is amazing! Shes my favorite Facebookie!"
Facebookies by TrapCurtis September 3, 2009

facebookless 

someone who wants a facebook but isn't allowed and instead hacks into friends facebooks and looks for everyone they know facebook and wishes they could read their walls
person #1: hey are you on facebook?

person #2: no im facebookless

person #1: oh.
facebookless by AJ the Awesome! November 8, 2009

facebooklessness 

1. The state in which many foreigners find themselves when they arrive to internet-censored countries such as China.

2. Freedom
1. "I'm sick of this facebooklessness"

2. "This facebooklessness really got me thinking about 'friends'."
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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