Facebook Freak 

Typically someone who stays on facebook all day everyday,even when they have nothing to doon there anymore.

Shaynah:Omj,Megan is a total creepity! Shes been on facebook all day! She commented 10 of my pictures,like wtf.

Miranda:Sounds more like a Facebook Freak to me!

Facebook Freak by HRC! September 26, 2010

facebook freak 

Aside from being a song(might be a local artist so I don't know if many have heard it) a facebook freak would be a girl(or maybe a guy) who uses facebook to either pick up guys/girls or just is constantly using the site. The song also talks about how the girl doesn't look like her picture on facebook , and she is actually ugly as hell...unlike the picture.

Yo man, I thought I scored with this major hottie when I looked at her picture, but when I met her that wasn't even her in the picture, she was ugly as hell! She was a facebook freak.

facebook freak by ianthemaster1 January 18, 2009

Facebook Freakout

1. The state of panic when facebook lags in the middle of a very important IM conversation
2. The rush of adrenaline you get when you log on to an unusually large amount of notifications

1. What the hell!? I'm having a Facebook Freakout right now! John just IM'd me and FB won't let me reply!!JK@!U*#HEUIBD

Facebook Freakout by HK62494 December 14, 2010