Facebook Freak

Typically someone who stays on facebook all day everyday,even when they have nothing to doon there anymore.

Shaynah:Omj,Megan is a total creepity! Shes been on facebook all day! She commented 10 of my pictures,like wtf.

Miranda:Sounds more like a Facebook Freak to me!

Facebook Freak by HRC! September 26, 2010

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facebook freak

Aside from being a song(might be a local artist so I don't know if many have heard it) a facebook freak would be a girl(or maybe a guy) who uses facebook to either pick up guys/girls or just is constantly using the site. The song also talks about how the girl doesn't look like her picture on facebook , and she is actually ugly as hell...unlike the picture.

Yo man, I thought I scored with this major hottie when I looked at her picture, but when I met her that wasn't even her in the picture, she was ugly as hell! She was a facebook freak.

facebook freak by ianthemaster1 January 18, 2009

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Facebook Freakout

1. The state of panic when facebook lags in the middle of a very important IM conversation
2. The rush of adrenaline you get when you log on to an unusually large amount of notifications

1. What the hell!? I'm having a Facebook Freakout right now! John just IM'd me and FB won't let me reply!!JK@!U*#HEUIBD

Facebook Freakout by HK62494 December 14, 2010

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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