Faceblown 

when facebook blows your mind.

Caroline: holy shit, catherine and william are engaged!?! wtf?!
Kay Kay: WHHHHHHHAT?! who knew they were even dating!?
Caroline: I know, I'm totally faceblown.

Faceblown by LilyCornucopia May 29, 2009

Facedownbook 

The fast growing craze of joining a group on facebook and posting your photographs of people lying face down horizontal in any environment.

The stranger the better.

Indoors or outdoors, up a mountain or on a phone box.
Anywhere you like.
The most original, bizarre or dangerous place gains the most kudos.

The only rules are that your arms are down by your side and your toes are pointing down.

Q: dude wat U think ov my new pics on facedownbook?

A: WTF dude U on the top of my car!

Facedownbook by Wrappa July 16, 2009

Facebonk 

A common misspelling of Facebook. It occured to me that this is a effin' funny word and obviously a reference to being shagged in the face whilst giving oral

"I want to Facebonk your face"

"She was rubbish at head so i just Facebonked her"

Facebonk by Sneeky Dave again September 29, 2009

Facebonkers 

Someone who is constantly going crazy on Facebook...
By crazy I mean... commenting on every single photo, writing on everyone's wall, groups, invites, etc. etc.

"Dude.. Freakin Kathy has gone completely facebonkers!...."
"Yeah, man... She left me like 16 photo comments and invited me to 4 groups and all this shit"
"God help us..."

Facebonkers by Klyde Frog January 27, 2009

facebooknapping 

to 'nap' / to hold someone's facebookprofile; either by hacking it or simply when you want to check your account and your predecessor forgot to log out.

a 'facebooknap' results in two ways:
1) you're profile is now home of some random spam agency
2) you're profile is filled with random/hilarious status updates, pictures, ...

Situation A

person 1: OMG, Why is there 'I <3 cum on my face' on my facebook status?

person 2: Did you log out when we were at the libary?

person 1: Oh no I forgot

person 2: classic case of facebooknapping!

Situation B

person 1: oh look, someone forgot to log out on facebook.

person 2: let's mess with his account

person 1: time for a facebooknapping!

person 2: lets put 'I <3 cum on my face' in his status, it will be hilarious

facebooknapping by net0n March 30, 2011

Faceblotto 

adj.

1. Drunk while you use Facebook.

2. In a condition in which you are more apt to say things on Facebook that you'll regret in the morning.

"Man, Bob was so Faceblotto last night, six people defriended him."

Faceblotto by Beeeej December 21, 2008

Facebionage 

The combination of the words "Facebook" and "Espionage".
Using Facebook in order to spy on people, looking into their profile, their friends list, gathering all possible information about them.

I've done some facebionage activity last night, and guess what? As it turns out, my old friend from way back in high school is now living in Paris and he's got a new dog!

Facebionage by GreyTomato April 20, 2009