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face palm
When something idiotic or stupid is said. Can be called by the person who made the stupid remark or whoever heard it. To face palm you can either call out "face palm" or just do it but either way you must firmly smack your forehead with your palm.
1.) Ally: OMG! Where's my phone?! I can't find it!!
Lea: ...it's RIGHT in front of you..
Ally: Face palm..
2.) Beth: I made a 69! I passed the test!!
Anne: A 77 is passing. face palm.
Beth: .......UGH
3.) Jane: That boy has great hair!
Jordan: That's a girl.
Jane: *face palm*
Lea: ...it's RIGHT in front of you..
Ally: Face palm..
2.) Beth: I made a 69! I passed the test!!
Anne: A 77 is passing. face palm.
Beth: .......UGH
3.) Jane: That boy has great hair!
Jordan: That's a girl.
Jane: *face palm*
face palm by Sparkles the Unicorn December 14, 2011
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Face Palm
A Face Plant will usually occur when someone does something incredibly stupid...
Not to be confused with: Face Plant
Not to be confused with: Face Plant
Face Palm by YellaCottonHat November 2, 2010
Face Palm
When you are laying on your back while jerking off, but are too lazy to get up, at the same time you dont want to get cum all over yourself, this is what you do. when you are about to cum put your opposite hant over the dick hole and press hard sothe cum doesnt go anywhere besides your hands and all over your dick.
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face-palm by iMintSheep February 12, 2009
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Epic Face Palm
When something so epic happens, you just can't help but put your palm to your face with your head lowered.
Epic Face Palm by NerdyNelson September 23, 2012
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