The act of conducting routine Facebook activities while perched on the throne taking a dump, commonly on a mobile device, usually at one's place of work. See also, toiletbooking, duecebooking, and multi-tasking.
I like to do a little Facedumping while I "drop the kids off at the pool" every morning at work. It helps me relax.
Did you notice he always has his iphone with him when he goes into the can, man, you know he's totally Facedumping in there.
When a person is on facebook and looks at mutual friend and skips back and forth between different mutual friends looking at info,picture,ect.
Person 1: What were you doing on facebook yesterday?
Person 2: I was facejumping yesterday and I found this hot chick.
Person 1: do you know her?
Person 2: No but my cousin does ;)
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.