fudge me 

fuck me

Holy carp, is the homework due today? Fudge me.

fudge me by looseleaf December 5, 2013

fudge me with a rake 

a phrase of distress when you get hurt or frustrated.

*stubs toe* "owwww, fudge me with a rake"

fudge me with a rake by asouthworth February 16, 2017

fudge me with a rake 

a phrase of destress when you are in pain.

*stubs toe* "owww, fudge me with a rake!"

fudge me with a rake by asouthworth February 16, 2017

fudge-meloned 

The act of titty fucking after anal intercourse.

I was so drunk on wine last night that I didn't even care when Jeremy fudge-meloned me.

fudge-meloned by Keith Ordan March 10, 2017

Fudge Merchant 

One who sell's or deals in the supply of fudge.

However similar to the that of the Homosexual term of "Fudge-Packer" and it means one who indulges in Homosexual acts. Also know as "Lad Central".

I met Charlie Eldeing last night he was a right Fudge Merchant.

Fudge Merchant by OTFB March 21, 2010

Fudge Packed By A Meat Hammer

The act of getting anal sex from a large penis

That guy Noah got his fudge packed by a meat hammer last night

Fudge Packed By A Meat Hammer by R34KindaGay November 6, 2019

Mexican Fudge 

To heat your fecal matter up to 247 degrees Fahrenheit and brand a person’s nipple, cow style.

Mike: “Do you want to try Mexican Fudge tonight?”
John: “After I eat my empanadas!”

Mexican Fudge by MasPet March 27, 2024