fudgemerchant

Someone who provides fudge. Also known as 'gash man' or 'lad central.' Knowing the fudge merchant enriches your life.

Charlie is a fudgemerchant, I want his penis.

fudgemerchant by Eldridge101 November 23, 2009

Fudge Merchant 

One who sell's or deals in the supply of fudge.

However similar to the that of the Homosexual term of "Fudge-Packer" and it means one who indulges in Homosexual acts. Also know as "Lad Central".

I met Charlie Eldeing last night he was a right Fudge Merchant.

Fudge Merchant by OTFB March 21, 2010