fuckup

An extreme disappointment, someone who continually makes foolish mistakes and doesn't learn.

"Dave was a fuckup. He was constantly ruining good situations for selfish reasons."

fuckup by LKR July 20, 2008

fuckup

A person who is a complete fuckup in life. Someone who can't hold a job, can't get laid, can't mantain a relationship, mooches off everyone like a little parasite and shits on everyone who knows them. Even their own family hates their guts. A complete failure in every aspect of life.

That Rehmeyer sure is a fuckup, why dosnt he just obliterate himself and call it day?

fuckup by kr3493k322 February 14, 2008

fuckup

1. a fuckup is a complete abomination to the human race. somebody who is constantly doing things that are looked down and frowned upon. A fuckup never learns from their mistakes, and will continue to do them.
2. fuckup can also be used as a term of endearment between two friends in a funny situation that makes one of the people appear to be a complete idiot. it may not be used often, but adds comic relief to any situation. the person on the receiving end of this term, will not be offend even though it may be seen as inappropriate, usually the "fuckup" will be laughing or in shock from hear said term actually be used.

1. guy 1 "Why the hell did you cut me off and make me rear-end you?"

guy 2 " I need to turn in a few miles, this seemed like a good time to get in your lane. This always seems to happen to me!"

guy 1 "You Fuckup, where did u learn to drive?"

2. girl 1 "what are u trying to write, it looks like Lohn"

guy 1 " it says John what are you retarded?"

girl 1 " the J is backwards you fuckup! This is why i love you"

fuckup by AQlaxBRO December 20, 2010

fuckup

To ruin or spoil, especially through stupidity.

Did you fuckup the computer?

fuckup by Brad February 3, 2003

fuckup

One who is can't do anything fucking right!

jim your such a fuckup

fuckup by Daniel October 23, 2002

fuckup

Someone who could wreck a steel ball with a rubber mallet. A Yale educated president who can't pronounce the word "nuclear".

That guy is a fuckup. I got him out of Vietnam and now he won't even show up for National Guard duty.

fuckup by Ofay December 24, 2004

fuckup

1. Someone who has ruined thier chances in life and has caused most of their own problems.
2. Sometimes used in heated discussion as a substitute for "shutup".

1. Jon is a fuckup
2. Fuckup jon! You're starting to annoy me!

fuckup by patrick_is_so_amazing May 3, 2008