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Has divorced parents and builds a Lego infinity gauntlet for emotional support.
Joe: Wow! I sure love Friday Night Funkin!
Axel: Shut up, you're such a FTWard
FTWard by MothersMilker March 7, 2022
Words you can keep
Basically this word was made up by James Kiteley & it means “fake
Fam, you’re wearing fward clothes
Fward by babyyygirrrrrlllllll June 30, 2020
an abreviation for fucktard. Can be used in mixed company without the offense of the word fuck.
ftard by john haugh July 30, 2004

Foward Text Message 

Text messages that your friends send to you saying that if you dont fwd this txt you will be single, ugly or cursed forever. Basically a waste of txt messages and of space
Foward Text Message :If you dont not foward this txt you be cursed for the rest of your life!!
(F+retard)
General insult used particularly when questioning one's intelligence or competence.
Man, quit being such an Ftard and get in.

This new policy is Ftarded
Ftard by K Wheezle May 25, 2004

fast foward the day 

when you go to sleep to kill time or when your bored
i cant wait until x-mas tommorw so im going to fast foward the day
fast foward the day by $m00th December 30, 2009

Flash Foward Friday

FFF. The opposite of Throw Back Thursday, Flash Foward Friday is speculation of ones future self for sharing on Facebook and other social media sites.
That is so going to be me when I'm that age. I'm taking a picture to post Friday on Facebook for Flash Foward Friday.
Flash Foward Friday by LeiLah June 28, 2014
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026
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