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For The Mother Fucking Win

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wayfast: jo0 don't like teh steve?

jeebus: his teeth sorta hurt my weiner.

wayfast: ohh taht sucks, jo0 should have made him take teh dentures out ftmfw.

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*created by WayFast, as guillermo on a tdf chat.
Related Words
For The Mutha Fuckin Win Bitches.

Extension of the popular FTMFW (For The Mutha Fuckin Win).
Captain and Coke FTMFWB!!

<noun> FTMFWB!
FTMFWB by Syss December 16, 2006
Function: abbreviation
For the Mother Fucking Win

Acronym commonly used by middle-aged men who are just learning Internet slang. To be avoided unless you wish to inspire douche chills.
1: "That party was off the hook. Brandi took her top off FTMFW!!!!"

2: "John used "FTMFW" in a Facebook update again, it gave me douche chills."
FTMFW by pdsmc June 28, 2010
fuck the mutha fuckin world
ftmfw !!
ftmfw by peedi hamilton October 1, 2009
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026