Definitions by pdsmc

FTMFW 

Function: abbreviation
For the Mother Fucking Win

Acronym commonly used by middle-aged men who are just learning Internet slang. To be avoided unless you wish to inspire douche chills.

1: "That party was off the hook. Brandi took her top off FTMFW!!!!"

2: "John used "FTMFW" in a Facebook update again, it gave me douche chills."

FTMFW by pdsmc June 28, 2010