FTOF

Fuck The Old Firm.

The "Old Firm" are two scoccer teams that unfortunatley dominate Glasgow football (soccer), and the Scottish Premier League; Glasgow Celtic and Rangers FC. They have a history of extreme Catholic/Protestant sectarianism, which is still present amongst a section of their supporters today. Many of these supporters are neds. More enlightened glaswegians support Partick Thistle FC. Most civilised people will take the attitude of "FTOF".

"Are you watching the match tonight Tam?"

"Nah, Boab, you must be joking - it's the huns... FTOF!"

FTOF by Mary Hill January 8, 2006

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Suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

A cocksucker of such amazing talent that one believes she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe

Damn look at that hot bitch I bet she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe.

Suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe by Gonzopunch February 9, 2009

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2.5 ft of swaying death

n
See girth; see length; see width
see also antonio

A penis.

That guy has 2.5 ft of swaying death!

2.5 ft of swaying death by Del the Funky Homosapien November 11, 2004

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ftoft

meaning literally "fish taco on fish taco"

refers to lesbian scissoring.

That was some mad ftofting we did last night.

How do you suppose ftoft was invented?

Let's get together and ftoft baby.

Seriously, once you ftoft you cant go back.

ftoft by ohyes007 April 16, 2008

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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