:oh man Why's your shirt all wet?
:Someone stuck their balls up my ass but left their dick out so they could jack off on my back.
:That sucks, you got a full ass sticky back
:Someone stuck their balls up my ass but left their dick out so they could jack off on my back.
:That sucks, you got a full ass sticky back
by GonzoPunch February 09, 2009
Sick i walked in on my sisters kids making a shit'n'slide the other day, sicker than the time I walked on Jason workin the gherkin
by GonzoPunch February 10, 2009
A cocksucker of such amazing talent that one believes she could suck a snooker ball up 20 ft of wavin pipe
by Gonzopunch February 09, 2009