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This fpos keeps blue screening on me
fpos by cunt0r August 28, 2003
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A fat piece of shit. A dumb, fat, smelly, sweaty, untalented, greedy, lowlife who is constantly getting into trouble, making bad decisions, and in general behaving with no rationality at all, like an Fpos. does. These people are more common than you might think. They often don't attend school and brandish a strange, unfunny sense of humor.
(Example 1)

-Did you just eat my whole bag of jalepeno cheetos without sharing?

-Shut up man, i was hungry.

-Dude, you're being an Fpos.

(Example 2)

Dude, you are such an Fpos, you just lit my house on fire! That's not funny! What do you have to say for yourself?

(Fpos runs away)
FPOS by SturdlyMcHarkin September 2, 2012
while sometimes known as fucking piece of shit, it has many variations, according to who u want to make fun of. Faggot piece of shit, Fatass piece of shit and etc.
There is also an underground beatmixer/ Rapper known as Fpos (Fat Piece of Shit) joined by dICE and the rest of the F-possy they bust down the rap kingdom
That Fpos, he is one fine lookin dude!
fpos by WIGGITY WACK January 7, 2004
Hey jeff, you FPOS
FPOS by rotc-thug November 13, 2011
Acronym, standing for FAT PIECE OF SHIT, appropriate when someone’s being fat, could also be a descriptor for fat-like behavior or sentiments
1: “Hello FPOS” *greeting someone fat*
2: “Christ Christie looked FPOS on the debate stage, I thought Jersey was the Garden state so why doesn’t he eat more salads?”
FPOS by GinRummy27 July 10, 2024
It means a Fucking Piece Of Shit. Pronounced ef-pos
Jerry is such an fpos.
An fpos by Nofricks June 11, 2020

fpostu iaiiaohi ovo xcy pir oaml hctib 

tf did you do to get here?

consider yourself lucky. i dunno HOW you got here, but im proud of you. i guess.
person1: hey i haven't seen you in a while what u wanna do
person2: fpostu iaiiaohi ovo xcy pir oaml hctib
person1: wtf
???: THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME
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