fmmfl 

Fuck My Mother Fucking Life.
Its reserved for reallllly awful things that might happen to you.

"Weren't you going to take a bath before we left?"
"Yeah, but I decided against it"
"Didn't you turn on the water?!"
"Oh fuck, I did! FMMFL!"

fmmfl by It's a big blue watery road June 6, 2009

FMMFL 

Fuck My Mother Fucking Life. Used on special occasions, when you really fuck up or you just get fucked.

I've just got two speeding tickets, two parking tickets, fired from my job, kicked out of school, and arrested because my license plate didn't match my old registration. FMMFL!

FMMFL by shit-holed August 30, 2010

FMMFL 

Aka "Fuck My MotherFucking Life". A well known shorter abbreviation associated with this is "FML" aka "Fuck My Life".

As for FMMFL; It is a phrase used by most, usually when something doesn't go your way; or when someone has accidently made a mistake.

"FMMFL girl, I'm gonna have to call you back, I just spilled my coffee..." or "I didn't get the job I really wanted, FMMFL.."

FMMFL by Duvalbaybie8892 May 12, 2023

FMMFL 

Aka "Fuck My MotherFucking Life". A well known shorter abbreviation associated with this is "FML" aka "Fuck My Life".

As for FMMFL; It is a phrase used by most, usually when something doesn't go your way; or when someone has accidently made a mistake.

"FMMFL girl, I'm gonna have to call you back, I just spilled my coffee..." or "I didn't get the job I really wanted, FMMFL.."

FMMFL by Duvalbaybie8892 May 12, 2023

FMFL 

When life is so shitty that FML just won't cut it, you have Fuck My Fucking Life

George: "Man I just got kicked out, FML"
Ryan: "Oh yeah? My girlfriend is cheating on me with my brother, I just got fired, and my herpes test came back positive, FMFL!"
George: "Yeah dude, FYFL, freal."

FMFL by alinaduh March 22, 2009

Femflake 

femflake: a person, usually a feminist, that gets offended or “triggered” when their myths are debunked, thus removing their claim to perpetual victimhood.

normal person: the wage gap is actually an earnings gap caused by the difference if life choices by men and women.

femflake: omg no it’s not you misogynist. i can’t understand basic year 7 economics so you’re oppressing me with your opinions!

normal person: yawwwwn. typical femflake.

Femflake by Davey84 March 17, 2021

FMMSL 

Fuck my med school life.

Today, I realized all the ass I've seen this semester has been in anatomy lab. FMMSL.

FMMSL by saucy123 June 22, 2009