I've just got two speeding tickets, two parking tickets, fired from my job, kicked out of school, and arrested because my license plate didn't match my old registration. FMMFL!

FMMFL by shit-holed August 30, 2010

Related Words

fmmfl • fmfl • FMML • FTMFL • Famfluence • Femflake • femflaming • femflexes • fmafl • fmffl

FMMFL

Aka "Fuck My MotherFucking Life". A well known shorter abbreviation associated with this is "FML" aka "Fuck My Life".

As for FMMFL; It is a phrase used by most, usually when something doesn't go your way; or when someone has accidently made a mistake.

"FMMFL girl, I'm gonna have to call you back, I just spilled my coffee..." or "I didn't get the job I really wanted, FMMFL.."

FMMFL by Duvalbaybie8892 May 12, 2023

FMMFL

"FMMFL girl, I'm gonna have to call you back, I just spilled my coffee..." or "I didn't get the job I really wanted, FMMFL.."

FMMFL by Duvalbaybie8892 May 12, 2023

FMFL

When life is so shitty that FML just won't cut it, you have Fuck My Fucking Life

George: "Man I just got kicked out, FML"
Ryan: "Oh yeah? My girlfriend is cheating on me with my brother, I just got fired, and my herpes test came back positive, FMFL!"
George: "Yeah dude, FYFL, freal."

FMFL by alinaduh March 22, 2009

Femflake

femflake: a person, usually a feminist, that gets offended or “triggered” when their myths are debunked, thus removing their claim to perpetual victimhood.

normal person: the wage gap is actually an earnings gap caused by the difference if life choices by men and women.

femflake: omg no it’s not you misogynist. i can’t understand basic year 7 economics so you’re oppressing me with your opinions!

normal person: yawwwwn. typical femflake.

Femflake by Davey84 March 17, 2021

FMMSL

Fuck my med school life.

Today, I realized all the ass I've seen this semester has been in anatomy lab. FMMSL.

FMMSL by saucy123 June 22, 2009

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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