A word used to aggravate people over the internet. It is used as a joke to signal you want to fight them. No one takes it seriously, and if they do it is because they are a squeaker.

squeaker: hey m9 fite me irl
MLG pro: nah m8 im 2 mlg 4 u, i hit a 1080 triple pistol switch quickscope noscope window shot while getting a triple positive k/d. il rek u

Fite Me by FaZe Optic Jevshot April 6, 2015

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Top Frite

A well established golf ball brand as pronounced by the Oriental community. Commonly known as Top Flite among the rest of the world. Usually found in the woods or wrong fairway.

Ahh. you see bawl, Ahh Top Frite yes ahh Top Frite. Is that Top Frite, me hit ahh Top Frite

Top Frite by Dick-Less June 30, 2009

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Fmitabilj

FUCK ME IN THE ASS BECAUSE I LOVE JESUS

Plz Fmitabilj

Fmitabilj by Lmp and Fmitabilj June 21, 2016

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fmitga

"Fuck Me In The Goat Ass" taken abreviation from a line of one of adam sandler's cd characters.

fmitga i got pwnd

fmitga by dirtyyyyyy May 13, 2003

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FMITA

Fuck me in the ass

Sarah: My mom won't let me go tonight! FMITA!

FMITA by br00k3 June 11, 2015

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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