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a flemwad is a young child, who is inconvieniently annoying to a person see shrimp usually has black hair and is friends with tall people.

in other cases a flemwad is the green flem in the back of your throat used to clean the windows.

see flemwaded
"Man, John is such a total Flemwad!"
"I just flemwaded the windows!"
flemwad by Maria Marks January 16, 2008
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A young child that is incredibly annoying to everything and everyone and never fails being it. Word also used in Home Alone.
#1: Buzz?
#2: Don’t you know how to knock, Flemwad?
Flemwad by maddixsunshine January 10, 2022
A person who goes to school in Fleming, usually a little bitch.
OMG you are so rude, are you a Flemwad?
Flemwad by Poppy pants June 20, 2019
Flemwad - a man from Holland who’s mother is fond of kettles and fridges, and is a known electronic cigarette fiend and known kelty myth
Your a flemwad
Flemwad by FridgeCheese May 12, 2022
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
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