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a flemwad is a young child, who is inconvieniently annoying to a person see shrimp usually has black hair and is friends with tall people.

in other cases a flemwad is the green flem in the back of your throat used to clean the windows.

see flemwaded
"Man, John is such a total Flemwad!"
"I just flemwaded the windows!"
flemwad by Maria Marks January 16, 2008
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A young child that is incredibly annoying to everything and everyone and never fails being it. Word also used in Home Alone.
#1: Buzz?
#2: Don’t you know how to knock, Flemwad?
Flemwad by maddixsunshine January 10, 2022
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A person who goes to school in Fleming, usually a little bitch.
OMG you are so rude, are you a Flemwad?
Flemwad by Poppy pants June 20, 2019
Flemwad - a man from Holland who’s mother is fond of kettles and fridges, and is a known electronic cigarette fiend and known kelty myth
Your a flemwad
Flemwad by FridgeCheese May 12, 2022
A fan of the webcomic FLEM, or one who enjoys the cartoons of J. L. Grant - created 1999, origin unknown.
I knew he was a FLEM wad when he showed up at the club dressed like Faith in the Lesbian Ninja storyline.
FLEM wad by Beezus October 30, 2004
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