fishpot

A word reserved as a derogatory term to describe a EXTRA bitchy female that one has become or has been extremely agitated over. Picture a black cauldron over an open fire, full of nasty, stinky fishheads boiling away...there you have your fishpot!

"Alice said WHAT to you today,babe? Did you tell that fishpot to fuck off and mind her own fuckin' business? Do that next time honey, you'll feel better."

by That dirty boy from the BEND February 17, 2010

Fishpond

That special moment when you pull out of your dick out of your girlfriend and fill her belly button hole with jizz.

Did you wear a condom? No I decided to fishpond her instead.

by Gunther Von Reamer June 8, 2015

fishpooled

To be manipulated in a work environment through deceit and dishonesty. Generally takes the form of being persuaded into working long hours through empty promises which are inevitably broken.

Martin: "We weren't able to go on a family holiday this year unfortunately. I even had to work through Christmas Eve to try and meet our team's deadline just to qualify for the Christmas bonus I promised."
Jane: "Did you at least get the bonus?"
Martin: "I didn't sleep for 3 days and all I got was a $50 Visa giftcard."
Jane: "Oof. Sounds like you got fishpooled"

by KellyDeeee November 27, 2022

Fishpoop

A clingy person who follows you around incessantly. Often used to describe someone mildly annoying or irritating that won't go away. Named after the long string of fecal matter sometimes seen still attached to a fish's rectum as they swim.

Origin: Japanese

I was wanted to be alone with my girlfriend, but my little brother was being a total fishpoop and wouldn't take the hint.

Gary was always inviting himself along whenever we went out. What a fishpoop.

by Capt Dangle July 20, 2010

fishpost

A posting on social media platforms which is designed to provoke outrage and devision

Did you see how that thread blew up? .... Yeah it was a total fishpost

by DenUrandom May 14, 2020

Fishotitus

It's a condition where an individual can not lunch on fish in all of it's cooking forms. Sushi not included.

Ahmad F: Hey man! Let's eat wings!

Ahmad B: No, I have oilotitus. Wanna eat fish instead, bruh?

Ahmad F: F- Fi- FISH?? Girl, I have fishotitus.

Ahmad B: Yall want to be me so bad.
Ahmad F: But hey! I'm down for sushi!

by ahmadb September 23, 2020

fishdots

An amalgamation of two motivating acronyms (f.i.s.h. and d.o.t.s.), "fishdots" is used as means to continue spreading words of wisdom and encouragement by advising: Fuck It, Shit Happens; Don't OverThink Shit.

Person 1: Shit dude, I accidentally killed someone.
Person 2: fishdots

by ickytoots April 1, 2020