The coolesst radicalest mothafucker
white boy ever who will be remembered as the guy who never got laid in high
school and if they got laid they were probably to
drunk to remember. What a loser!
Chris: Dude what happened?
Morgan: A lawn gnome chased after you and they brutally raped you!
Chris: It's all gooooood, where my
weed at?
Matt: Why are my hands all sticky!?
Morgan: You are such a fisha-house man!