The coolesst radicalest mothafucker white
boy ever who
will be remembered as the guy who never got laid in high school and if they got laid they were probably to drunk to remember. What a
loser!
Chris: Dude what happened?
Morgan: A lawn gnome chased after you and they brutally raped you!
Chris: It's all gooooood, where my weed at?
Matt: Why are my hands all sticky!?
Morgan: You are such a fisha-house man!