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Compound word of the french word "fête" (party) and "retard", referring to one who parties excessively and puts himself in painfully embarrassing situations.
"Claire woke up this morning to discover that she had lost her thong and her phone somewhere between the club and the after-party last night."
"That doesn't surprise me, she's such a fetard."
fetard by SophieColine August 4, 2009
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a disgustingly hideous fetus that is mentally retarted and can sometimes come out slower than most newborn babies
When my newborn baby fetard came out of the whome i instantly smashed its disgusting face with a swift strike with a mallet!
fetard by G.B.Z.A. May 14, 2006
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I used to work like a fetard. Now i'll just work normal hours.
Fetard by Tearofdeception August 24, 2008
Any person who plays the Fire Emblem video game series, a series often abbreviated as "FE." FEtards are egregiously stupid fanboys that think any SRPG without the trademark "Fire Emblem" is instantly a rip-off and not worth even looking at.
"I call FE5 normal hard since a) it is and b) so I can call Elite mode "easy" because people get confused when you tell them elite mode is for wimps." - Random FEtard ramblings.
FEtard by Strawberry Nessiah September 8, 2008
An insult that is a combination of "fat" and "retard". This is extremely offensive use with caution.
1st person: "That kid was so annoying to me I just couldn't stand it"

2nd person: "So what did you do?"

1st person: "I just called him a fetard that shut him up"
fetard by space_ranger March 6, 2018

Rucking Fetard 

Politically correct way to point out a person's inability or unwillingness to use the mental capacities with which they've been born.
Sarah Palin is a rucking fetard.
Rucking Fetard by Carpetbagger_68 February 11, 2010

Rucking Fetard 

A play on the word Fucking Retard. Epic username. An example of a classic twist is Mucking Foron.
Bob :: Hi I'm Bob.
Jake :: Meh.
Bob :: So whats up?
Jake :: Meh
Bob :: Rucking Fetard.

Jake :: Meh, Meh
Rucking Fetard by mobinga June 14, 2011
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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