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A beard which has the power to instill fear into man's heart.
Tom: Dude, did you see that crazy looking guy that just walled by?

Dick: Yeah, he was totally rocking a feard!
Feard by Dan. P September 9, 2011
Words you can keep
A fake beard, similar to a fauxhawk (fake mohawk). Basically it's where the beard-grower (usually a man) has enough facial hair for it to be recognised as more than just stubble or bumfluff, but not enough facial hair for it to be recognised as a beard. Hence the inbetween part is called a "feard"
Ed: Check out my beard, it's so manly!
Jenny: Umm it's not really a beard though, is it?!
James: Yeah, it's a bit lame!
Ed: Hmm, okay then - check out my feard, it's so nearly
manly!
Jenny: Hell yeah it is!
James: Right on dude!
feard by Ed Law June 25, 2007
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A beard that's at least a foot long.
Tom: Wow, check that out.
Dick: That's the biggest feard I've ever seen.
Harry: I wish I was that manly.
Feard by NTO January 19, 2018
‘He was feard of the sesh’ , ‘yurrr feard ya cunt ya’ This phrase is commonly used in the north of ireland. The the is dropped in feared for our Irish culture
Feard by wickiwie October 2, 2018

F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) 

"F.O.L.O." or “#FOLO” is an acronym for "Fear of Losing Orders". It refers to the emotions felt by people waiting in their homes for packages to be delivered. These emotions range from excitement and apprehension about when the parcel will arrive, to the boredom of waiting at home all day for a parcel, or annoyance as you stare out the window on a sunny day that you’re unable to enjoy.

Symptoms:

Fear of taking showers in case you miss the doorbell;

Incessantly looking through door viewer or window for delivery drivers;

Over-sensitivity to any noise that may resemble a delivery van;

Constant refreshing of delivery apps to check for updates.

Fortunately, there’s a solution for F.O.L.O. Systems like smart intercoms that allow people to answer their apartment intercoms from anywhere and remotely buzz visitors into their building with a smartphone.
“I haven’t left the house all day, I have major F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”
“My old intercom is giving me F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”
“Looks like they have a bad case of F.O.L.O. (Fear Of Losing Orders) ”
Loud fart ( 420.69 db) at high velocity with Kinetic energy released by a monke is called fard. The world's loudest fard was taken by KraccBacc in 9/10/2021.
he do be fardin' and shiddin' doe
Fard by CumCollector69 November 14, 2021

Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone 

A portmanteau of the words Thanatophobia (fear of death) and monophobia (fear of aloneness).
Coined by Lemmino in the video Top Ten Facts - Death
Person: "Dude, I'm so afraid of dying alone... What if nobody comes to my funeral?"
Other Person: "You must have Monatophobia - A Fear Of Dying Alone"
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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