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Fat Fucking 

Any type of activity involving fat bitches and lunchboxes.

See related words: "Fat Eating", "Fat Driving", "Fat Eating"
Stoner 1: Where is Fatboy?
Stoner 2: Probably Fat Fuckin
Stoner 3: Black Ass
Stoner 4: Lunchbox is all about that Fat Fuckin.
Fat Fucking by Weed Man April 1, 2004

Fat Fucking Retard

What you call an obese nigga when he's being, well, a fat fucking retard. He don't know shit.
Ethan: Ay yo fuck math amirite?
Josh: Nigga stop being a fat fucking retard
Fat Fucking Retard by saintstax March 1, 2019

fat fucking pussy 

thanos has a 10/10 fat fucking pussy yall! if yall enojoy that sprite cranberry coochie 10/10 recommend

fat fucking chance 

Fat Fucking Chance also abbreviated F.F.C
when there is no chance of this event happening
Man: Honey, want to make love tonight
Woman: fat fucking chance

Fat Fucking Homosexual 

When you gay and you also cannot see your penis. When you know the entire McDonalds menu and hit on the guy on the drive thru worker.
Fat Fucking Homosexual is when a Homosexual individual is so fat that you need to add fucking in there before you can describe them.
Me: How much you weigh bitch
FFH: Like 450
Me: Damn bitch you fat af, why you lookin at me like that
FFH: I’m gay bitch
Me: Damn you a FatFucking Homosexual, get the fuck outta here wit dat gay shit

Fat fucking ludge 

A word used to describe someone who is heavily obese and loves to eat a bit of cake. They are either found at Maccies drive-thru or at the pick N mix section of Tesco. When they stand on the scales, it reads "I needed your weight, not your phone number." When they come back from the shop, their gut reaches the front door 25 minutes before the rest of their body. If baptised, they need to go to the Pacific ocean as opposed to a regular baptising bath.
That girl is such a fat fucking ludge.
Fat fucking ludge by Ssewankambo February 28, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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