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Family Man 

A man who has settled down from an otherwise adventurous lifestyle and started a family. The ultimate destiny of anyone who fights, and subsequently loses to, Guile from the Street Fighter franchise. Family men are known to be overly patriotic due to getting their butts kicked by a man with a tattoo of the American flag on each bicep. Family men are not necessarily male; a small number of females have been known to become family men after facing Guile in combat.
"Go home and be a family man."
--Guile, standing over the broken body of his previous opponent.
Family Man by imtheonlysane1here November 1, 2010
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family man 

a man who has a wife and children, or who enjoys spending a lot of time with them
He is an honest family man who will not give up this fight.
family man by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd September 1, 2019

Family Man 

A man who goes all in for his homies, doesn't have hoes, likes to stay lowkey, and is a breadwinner.
Family Man by Cannondaguy September 26, 2019

Family Man 

1.Slang; a gay man (70's slang)

2.Movie; starring Nick Cage (gay?)
1.In a bar, the cop from the Village Pople walks up and asks if you're a family man.
2.(rent the movie)
Family Man by Obi-Wan December 9, 2003

Family Man 

(Slang) A man belonging to a crime family, typically mafia, cartel, syndicate, or yakuza.
Man: You can't be doing business here.

Thug: What? You a family man?

Man: Yeah, and we don't take kindly to punks encroaching on our turf.
Family Man by Huubs January 17, 2021

Family Man’s Glizzy 

When a married man with kids has no privacy in his own home, he resorts to masturbating in his employers bathroom after he relieves his bowls, resembling a brown hotdog with a white condiment.
“Damnit Tucker! If you’re gonna drop a ‘Family Man’s Glizzy’ in the bathroom you gotta flush afterwards!”
Family Man’s Glizzy by Onion_Man September 15, 2020

Fàmily_màn_ràà_nànu 

This is the tagline best known for its user, who is biggest playboy and olmaari ever existed in the world. He is the head of biggest internet mafia gang HangoverTeam. He always seems to be in gaaji mood.
Guru: unakkennappa nee dhaan periya olmaari aache ??
Sridhar: Fàmily_màn_ràà_nànu