A man who has settled down from an otherwise adventurous lifestyle and started a family. The ultimate destiny of anyone who fights, and subsequently loses to, Guile from the Street Fighter franchise. Family men are known to be overly patriotic due to getting their butts kicked by a man with a tattoo of the American flag on each bicep. Family men are not necessarily male; a small number of females have been known to become family men after facing Guile in combat.
by imtheonlysane1here November 1, 2010
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by Cannondaguy September 26, 2019
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by Obi-Wan December 9, 2003
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Thug: What? You a family man?
Man: Yeah, and we don't take kindly to punks encroaching on our turf.
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Man: Yeah, and we don't take kindly to punks encroaching on our turf.
by Huubs January 17, 2021
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“Damnit Tucker! If you’re gonna drop a ‘Family Man’s Glizzy’ in the bathroom you gotta flush afterwards!”
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