F.A.C.E. 

F.A.C.E. is an acronym for frontal ass crack extraordinaire, it is when an individual has a stomach so large that it looks like an asscrack

Oh my God! That person is a F.A.C.E. !!!!

F.A.C.E. by crackaddict666 October 7, 2009

F.A.C.E. 

Facilitates Accuracy Consistency and Efficiency

Do you run F.A.C.E. on that computer yet?

I wish my company gave me tools like F.A.C.E.!

F.A.C.E. by YMYF May 12, 2008

F.A.C.E. 

Fixes All Computers Everywhere (FACE)

Do you run F.A.C.E. on that computer yet?

F.A.C.E. by YMYF December 29, 2007

F.A.C.E. 

Fuck all consequences entirely

I had sex with a marines wife last night. F.A.C.E.

F.A.C.E. by man vulture October 21, 2011

F.A.C.E

face is a subculture that can't really be labeled. it stands for freaking awesome crazy epicness. these people can't be put in any other social group

person 1:are you emo?
person 2: I don't know
person 3:oooh i know! you're F.A.C.E.

F.A.C.E by purplegrrrl1107 January 9, 2011

I.D.E.F.C.A.F. 

I Don't Even Fucking Care Anymore Fuck.

A: "john broke up with me."
B: "aww, youll get over it"
A: "I.D.E.F.C.A.F."

I.D.E.F.C.A.F. by 143m August 31, 2010

A.F.S.C.M.E.

1. American Federation of State County and Municipal Employees (AFSCME)

2. Another Fucking Scam Concocted by Mediocre Employees

3. A so called "labor union" that is really just an excuse for government employees to sit around all day, peform no labor whatsoever, complain and treat taxpayers like crap.

4. The reason lazy, rude, incompetent public employees can't be fired.

Taxpayer 1: You know that gal at the "service" counter was a complete bitch again today. Why don't they fire her. She can't do her job.

Taxpayer 2: A.F.S.C.M.E.

A.F.S.C.M.E. by taxpayersunite April 4, 2009