Fandroid: AHAHAHA IPHON3 SUX, GET A REAL PHON3 ISHEEP!
Apple User: Well I prefer Apple because it looks nicer and is easier to use-
Fandroid: AHAHA STFU IFAG,
GET ON YOUR KNEES AGAIN AND KEEP SUCKING ST3VE J0B'Z DICK LMAO
Apple User: ...
Fandroid: Ahaha.. Ha.. Now, if you'll excuse me,
I have to go comb my neckbeard and kidnap some kids to have sex with.
NOT to be confused with normal Android users.