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Feel Like Dog Shit. A disease identified in 1988 by a guy they call JD from Rio Hondo, Texas. Symptoms include any or all of the following (and maybe more, as yet, undetermined):
Headache, Body Ache, Lethargy, Chills, Post Nasal Drip, Itchy/Scratchy Throat, Sinus Pain, Random Dental Pain, Neck Pain radiating up and around the temples, Ringing of the ears, Twitchy feet that keep you awake at nights. Halitosis, Eyes Sensitive to light. (research continues)
Joe: "Hey dude, you're not lookin so good today. Wassup?"

Moe: "Fukin F L D S got me by the cajones......(looking down, shaking head) ...fukin F L D S"....
F L D S by buzzardbait February 26, 2011
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B.F.F.L.A.E.U.B.O.U.D.S.U.A.E 

Best Friends For Life And Eternity Until Both Of Us Die Shrivel Up And Explode.
Myah and I are B.F.F.L.A.E.U.B.O.U.D.S.U.A.E!!!!
Discord Server Liberation Front.

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D.S.L.F Noun

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V

What the fuck, how did you find this? I mean- like- you have so many keys on your keyboard, HOW BORED DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO FIND THIS?!
This is true brainrot, in class, at work, who cares? If you found this... You've ascended to a higher rank of boredom, I congratulate you. Whoever you are, you are special, YOU are the special. You walk into the sped class and YOU show them how it's done, you are the king/whatever the fuck you identify as of specialness. God forbid you become bored enough to type letters in this EXACT order.

F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V
"I'm F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V'ing it!"
"Aw man, today is so F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V."

"Yo, did you see the F C W I X U M A J Z Y E K N R O D L S T P Q H B G V yet?"

R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L 

rolling on the floor laughing so hard that every time i got up i fell down again then hit my head on a table and my mom
had to take me to the hospital all because i laughed.
The other day I was R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A. M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L ... it was kind of embarrassing.

m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q

This is going from top to bottom, right to left on your keyboard with spaces in between all the letter. You do this when your so board that you refuse to do something productive and start searching random things.
James was so board that he started typing m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q instead of reading his book.

R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A 

Rolling on the floor laughing until someone jumps on me makes me stop rolling on the floor laughing but then I do it again cuz it's awesome.
Player 1: I PWNED J00 R.O.F.L.U.S.J.O.M.A.M.M.S.R.O.F.L.B.T.I.D.I.A.C.I.A!

Player 2: STFU N00B
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