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That's Ezon he is so wonderful and flirtatious
Ezon by Ezon23 August 5, 2022
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Ezon was casting his penis
Ezon by Ezon February 28, 2020
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Ezoni is the love of my life.
ezoni by YourBiggestHaater September 22, 2020
Ezonics are a more recent creation of altering words with suffixes that cut off the end of the word, or simply a part being added in the middle to make it flow better. Usually suffixes/inserts include -izzle, -iz-, -eezy, and the like.
For Sheezy, or For Shizzle would mean for Sure. Off the Heezy would be Off the Hook. That Sizucked would be that Sucked. And so on and so on...
ezonics by K~ August 10, 2003
Mike: "That is one cute ezoni."
Tom: "Yeah bro."
ezoni by YourBiggestHaater September 29, 2020
The great nebulous electronic cloud into which your blogs, tweets and texts are flung with the hope of having them read by another human being.
I posted something to my blog, but it ended up lost in the ezone.
ezone by pinkoursula September 6, 2009
A stupid person who only cares about food and money.
XiaoXiao: Want me to go get you some cereal?
Bret: Oh sure, thanks.
XiaoXiao: Pay me.
Bret: Uh...
XiaoXiao:Or gimme some food
Bret: Go get it yourself...
XiaoXiao: GOD, fine...Why did I even come to dinner with you.
Bret: Oh my god, dude you are such an ezong.
XiaoXiao: Douche.
ezong by Dude1239870 March 9, 2008
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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