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Eyron is intelligent, very handsome, sexy, funny and most of all is very good at basketball.
If you meet a Eyron you will most likely come across that he stole your girl/boy, then will proceed to dunk over people.
Think of them as Kobe basically. He makes alot of jokes, hit or miss, and likes to live himself causing controversy at school.
Chances of you liking Eyron is a hit or miss, he is over the standards when it comes to looks and personality but his thirst for basketball drives people to the point of explosion.
A boy: Why did you steal my girl?
Eyron: The girl came to me, not you.
Eyron by dhf hrvf njmvd January 17, 2019
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a cool kid who is smart deep down, but is really stupid on the outside.
Boy: I don't get it... *I REALLY DO BUT I WANT YOU TO HELP ME*
Girl: Shut up. We all know you're an eyron.
Eyron by jabjabjabjabjab123 October 9, 2010
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Sami Efron 

Online disorder notable for extremely narcissistic, unfunny, morally dubious, disgusting, and most of a serial-pederast.
Person A : Hey why have you been explaining the lore of Neon Genesis to 14 year olds for the past 4 hours?

Person B : Oh sorry I had a bad case of Sami Efron.
Sami Efron by RYVERGATE January 21, 2023

eronsteron chapter 2 

A guy that is the upgraded version of eronsteron and his Tsar Bomba to a greater power, which resembles into it destroying kakumei goku. And his igelkott has also grown so his igelkott is so powerful that it can kill anyone with a tap, and also his eyes have evolved into it being the rotten stink which will do that if a human took a smell they would die instantly from the disgusting smell.
eronsteron chapter 2 by Xantores August 26, 2023

eronsteron 

A guy that rages and has alot of teethstones in his teeth while he draws out his nuclear bomb every once in a while if an igelkott goes into his butt it will draw out a Tsar Bomba so be careful about someone who got the name eronsteron. If you see someone that got the name eronsteron don't go close to them or their eyes will fuck you up also.
eronsteron
eronsteron by Xantores December 8, 2022
word similar to moronic, but related to false/fraudulent accounting practices. When a financial transaction is so bad, stupid, or illegal that it was made by a moron but needs an enhanced definition to emphasis the criminal intent of the decision like the accounts at the bankrupt Enron Corporation. It can also be used for anything stupid that is also criminal
Can you believe accounting told us to make that change. It is enronic, we will be lucky not to end up in jail.
enronic by fake accountant October 2, 2010

Enronish 

To be aware of corporate polites and a coverup that needs a whistle-blower.
The problems at Toyota are so "enronish".
Enronish by hatecorppolitics April 9, 2010