eyes out
1..I just won the lottery me like, realy, EYES OUT!
2..That deal is proper crap, I know he's had me EYES OUT.
2..That deal is proper crap, I know he's had me EYES OUT.
eyes out by daniel hobbs October 5, 2006
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Eyes Out
Eyes Out. After the lady, or man if you prefer, gives you head and you bust on his/her face, promptly shove both of your thumbs in their eye sockets. This is called the "eyes out" move. Great for when you dont particularly like the person performing oral favors.
"Dog, remember Alisha? The slut that slept witht he football team? Fool, she was giving me some brain and I went eyes out on that rat!"
Eyes Out by Ghottishook January 27, 2007
fucking my eyes out
Common phrase yelled out by bird-dogging foremen that accuse you of not working. These foremen are never around when you need them but the second you put your tools down they seem to appear out of thin air to yell at you and ask you why you are not working.
Skilled Tradesman: "Alright Toofus , let's set our tools down and..."
Bird Dogging Forman: "What the fuck are you Toofuses doing?! You're fucking my eyes out! Get back to work!'
Bird Dogging Forman: "What the fuck are you Toofuses doing?! You're fucking my eyes out! Get back to work!'
fucking my eyes out by 317Electrician December 18, 2016
Gouge my eyes out
An event action or experience that makes you feel worse than certain death and evokes such a strong reaction that you want to violently hurt yourself in order to communicate just how bad you feel
For example getting on a commuter train in the morning whilst bitches are taking selfies and shouting about how many hours they work and that all they do is get up go to work but they managed to get a gym session in this morning but FML it's so hard earning all this money and not being able to spend it. Makes me want to GOUGE MY EYES OUT
Gouge my eyes out by Sallybrownakaanon August 18, 2016
balled my eyes out
a misspelling of "bawled my eyes out" used by people from California and elsewhere who actually pronounce "cot" and "caught" the same way.
balled my eyes out by Tomer S February 28, 2008
balled my eyes out
when the eyes have had testicles placed on them for such a period of time that thier usefulness has been comprimised.
balled my eyes out by jeffbogart April 18, 2005
Are you Joking my Eyes Out?
Are You Joking My Eyes Out??
Basically when the statement said is far from believable.... another use of "Are you Joking"
Can also be pronounced ajamie-oo
Basically when the statement said is far from believable.... another use of "Are you Joking"
Can also be pronounced ajamie-oo
Boy says: Someone just let a ripper off on the bus
You say: Are you joking my eyes out?!!???? (A.Y.J.M.E.O)
You say: Are you joking my eyes out?!!???? (A.Y.J.M.E.O)
Are you Joking my Eyes Out? by Tiffers_ps April 5, 2010
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
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A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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