Eyephone

A phone that is attractive in sight.

The razor was an eyephone back then.
When the iPhone came out, everyone was attracted to it.

by Kwonn March 5, 2009

Eyephone

its iPhone you dumb idiot

random dude: eyephone? it’s for my eye?

by TOOLAZY4U October 28, 2018

eyephone'd

Getting hit in the eye with an iPhone.

Heyy!! Is that the new iPhone 4?

Uhh, Yeah... *thwap!* and you just got eyephone'd biiiiitch!!!

=(

by thatfknhurtdude July 16, 2010

Eyephoney

A phone that is attractive to the eye, but crappy when in use or ownership.

The G3 came out as an eyephoney as the glitch totally killed the phone.

by A Kwon March 5, 2009

Eyepponent

One who a said speaker/teacher visually locks onto throughout the speech or lecture. Without this person a nervous speaker is rendered useless.

I was thinking about skipping class but seeing as how I am the teacher's eyepponent he will quickly know I'm gone

by beargrizz October 23, 2009

Jim crackcorn I EYE phone

A JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE IS A HALF HUMAN WHO SPENDS ALOT OF MONEY ON A BRAND

For example a JIM CRACKCORN I EYE PHONE WILL LICK THE I EYE PHONE TILL ITS NICELY MOIST THEN SET IT TO VIBRATE AND RAM IT INTO HIS ASSHOLE WHILE BANGING HIS NEIGHBOURS WALL AND SCREAMING FOR A HAIR TRANSPLANT

by 11williams11 April 5, 2021