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Eye Wood 

When you see someone, a girl if you're a guy and a guy if you're a girl, and suddenly find there's a physical liking towards that person... Almost like a mental boner, but more subtle... Also bears the same meaning as the saying 'I would', ie, I would tap that!
I saw this girl, with a face, and boobage, and immediately classified her as Eye Wood... mostly because I would!
Eye Wood by King-Julian May 18, 2010
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wooden eye 

The sexiest thing about a slut. Preferably with a rusty nail in it.
"My cunt's got a wooden eye.. so she only has 20/0 vision.
wooden eye by JayR August 27, 2003